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time slips away like soap in the bath tub, and its hard to find with all the bubbles taking up the room.
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change is good, you go first.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why a person can appear bright, until they open their mouth.
hating me won't make you pretty.
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Art is life, Life is precious!
The well light part of the planet looks very realistic, but I think the lights on the dark side of it look a little off.
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After a 22 week hiatus, I am back.
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hmmm.......i am dead sure i have a cookie around here *looks*
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time slips away like soap in the bath tub, and its hard to find with all the bubbles taking up the room.
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hmmm.......i am dead sure i have a cookie around here *looks*
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Confucius Say: Man with hand in pocket not always looking for spare change.
Consenquently he also says: Man who eat jelly bean fart in techni-color.
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